vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase.

(via iwannabefeymous)

thepeoplesrecord:

"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny." - Happy birthday, M.I.A.!

(via gazebo-town)

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(via stupidwonderfulboringamazinglife)

“Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?

You are iron.

And you are strong.”
“The odds of bumping into the one who broke your heart are incredibly high.”
— Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

(via vodkacupcakes)